The King has a Date
This photograph’s going to look great
And tonight I have a very hot date.
The camera must have something wrong,
since this photo is taking so long.
I’ll show her I have the bling-bling,
And that’s why they call me the King.
I will flatter her when I start to sing,
Then her heart will be mine for the taking.
I wish he would just freaking take it,
‘cause it’s hotter in here by the minute.
My face hurts from holding the smile,
and thinking of her all the while.
Just wait for the snap and the flash,
I’ll be more popular than Johnny Cash.
Enough with the fortune and fame,
‘cause my minds on her all the same.
In an hour I’ll be heading up state,
Getting ready for my very hot date.